Artan
artan is an albanian name given to boys. it is an ancient name whose roots come from one of the illyrian dialects meaning “large p-n-s”. through scientific and archeologic investigations, researchers have found that 98 percent of men named artan had surprisingly really large p-n-ses, way above the average p-n-s length and width. also, the majority of people named artan seem to suffer depression due to the fact that they are unable to find condoms that fit their large p-n-ses.
artan has an extraordinarily large p-n-s.
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