Artest Mode
being in a state where everything is unexpectedly and unreasonably difficult. originally coined upon the observation that ron artest unexpectedly dominates everyone in nba jam.
mike has three projects, two papers, two presentations, and five exams before next tuesday. looks like he’s playing life on artest mode this week.
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