artested


to be beat down, badly. ron artest was suspended for -ssaulting a fan.
“yo, i punched the guy like 5 times and he was out”
“haha, he got artested”
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to get what you deserve for throwing water at/confronting a 6’7 260lb man (or just being unlucky enough to sit next to that guy); p.s. ron artest never had, made, or plans to make a rap alb-m. he was promoting an r&b group he doesn’t perform in.
when ron slugged that fat pistons fan who got buck in the face, or the time jermaine o’neal comes in out of nowhere and clocks a guy in the head.
instead of going to jail for fighting with fans in the league david stern gives you the year off to work on your much antic-p-ted rap alb-m.
for his fight in the stans the player was artested for the remainder of the season.
bullied; habitually cruel or overbearing, especially to smaller people. thug, ruffian, aggressively forceful, intimidating.
the power forwarded artested the guard in the low post.

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