Articuno


ice birdie queen pimpstress the pokémon.

the coolest. the hottest. the iciest.
hey look, it’s ma articunooooooo!
one of the rarest of rare legendary bird pokemon. with its ice beam of death and feathers of crimson blue, no foe stands a chance against this pokemon’s awesome might. no other legendary bird can compare. articuno is and will forever be the most bad-ss pokemon in existence.
“my articuno can destroy your zapados”

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