Artie Bear


nickname for the most awesome man in the whole entire world. used to describe a man who, on the outward appearance, is a scary military man, but on the inside is a cuddly, lovable, giggly pile of fluff
“that airmen is kinda scary looking, with his ‘i will kill you’ expression.”

“oh don’t mind him, he’s really just an artie bear.”

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