Artificial Alpha
you know this guy as he acts overly macho. he is easily recognized by these traits.
has a large truck that is just for show.
can only talk about sports.
lives for the gym everyone knows when his leg day is.
only comfortable around younger guys.
does not party or have a social life.
never scores any poon.
is the most boring and awkward person in the room.
he so want’s to be the man but he is just a artificial alpha.
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