artin
some f-ggot armo that acts like a little b-tch and just can’t stop taking everything up the -ss every single time time. he also happens to be bipolar. for example, one day he’ll be a really chill person and the next day he’ll act like a total douchebag for absolutely no reason whatsoever. artin always has to feel like he is right about every single thing even when he can be wrong most of the time. if anyone tried to prove artin wrong in an arguement about anything he will go f-ckin apesh-t on your -ss. this is why artin cannot be satisified with almost anything in life. sadly, he never realizes when he is in denial. there were also many, many debates about if artin is a h-m-s-xual. many have asked him personally if he is a f-ggot and he said no, which is confusing for a lot of people because he happens to where abercrombie/hollister clothing, he loves to shave his legs constantly for no reason whatsoever and he loves to watch the o.c(what dude watches the show anyway?). he also happens to have a really gay tone when he talks. even though artin is an armenian, he constantly denies his own race and thinks he is white, which is another example of him being in denial. artin also can be a selfish pr-ck sometimes. it is no wonder why so many people think he’s a complete douche and why so many people think he’s a hardcore f-ggot.
dude 1: hey dude, i just heard that artin holds the record for stuffing the most amount d-cks in his mouth.
dude 2: well no f-ckin sh-t, he loves to suck c-ck remember?
dude 1: oh yeah, thats right i almost forgot about that.
dude 2: artin, why are being a b-tch?
artin: i don’t know what you’re talking about?
dude 2: don’t start sh-t with me cus i’ll seriously beat the sh-t out of you.
artin: ………………………………
hairy armo monkey raper that acts like a b-tch and likes it up the -ss
stop acting like an artin
the hottest persian teenager ever. an amazing person! so funny and great. very diligent in his work and a very strong leader. he easily attains patient, effort, dedication and trust. he is very clean and chaste. but he has a dirty side to him. he’s so cute! and all girls are easily attracted to this beast. most loving person ever! you’ll be very lucky if you happen to cross an artin in your life time. 🙂
girl 1- look at that hot guy! i wanna get his number..
girl 2- his name must be artin!
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