artsy smartsy
derived from artsy fartsy, this phrase is used to describe someone who created a piece of work deemed artsy-fartsy, and is being a bit too in-depth and knowledgeable (often full of bs) about it.
at an art opening:
artist: … and the black canvas represents my pain, much as hieronymus bosch used fantastic, demon-filled scenes to display a tragic view of human existence …
patron (whispering to friend): dude, this chick is way too artsy-smartsy for her own good. i can’t listen to this cr-p much longer.
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