as long as i have a hole in my arse


a phrase tacked on the end of a statement regarding the unlikeliness of something to happen. can be swapped out with phrases such as “when pigs fly” or “when h-ll freezes over.”

popularized by bbc series “life on mars.”
there will never be a female prime minister as long as i have a hole in my -rs-.

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