ass-handing


the act (or art) of rubbing one’s hand in one’s -sscrack for approx. 5 minutes, then using that same hand to shake hands with someone.

as a result, the person’s hand will smell like -ss for at least a week, and his/her friends and family will wonder if they know how to properly wipe themselves.

first seen in the movie mallrats.
“would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?”

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