As per
with the intended meaning of “according to”, this is a popular nonsense phrase used by people trying to sound smart and technical. since “per” means “according to”, the “as” is superfluous.
as per the aforementioned affidavit, i’m a bit of a tw-t.
2 more definitions
add your own
as per is simply short for as per usual. given that the phrase is so common in everyday usage, dropping the usual makes it much easier to say and is designed to be used in a non formal manner.
he was drunk last night as per.
perfection
you are so asper
Read Also:
- A's pizza
pretty much the worst excuse for pizza i have ever tasted. it has burnt cr-p on the bottom of the bread. the sauce tastes like blood from the co-workers who made it, and the cheese is rubber from the tires of peoples cars who live in canyon lake. to summarize it for you “cr-p on […]
- assdip
adjective: someone who is a complete idiot or jerk (or idiot jerk) noun: the act of testing the temperature of water with your b-tt adj: wow! vince was such an -ssdip at lunch. n: she didn’t want to dive into cold water, so she did an -ssdip to see if it was warm enough. 1 […]
- Assfield
its a womans -ss that is rather large with an unmeasurable circ-mference and diameter, but the woman stil manages to fit in some skinny jeans luke:”duude!! look at that girl, talk about s-xy in the skinnies!!” laurence: “uhh thats my next door neighbor, she’s such an -ssfield!!”
- ass lipstick
the sh-t stain left on the toilet seat from some fat -ss that can’t wipe his b-tt and leaves a mark on the seat for the next guy. -ss lipstick is like the lipstick left on a coffee mug or cigarette b-tt, except it is on the toilet seat and it is from your -ss. […]
- ate-a-cock
fun way to say 8:00. sally: hey, sarah, what time are you and jeff going out for dinner? sarah: ate-a-c-ck.