A’s pizza
pretty much the worst excuse for pizza i have ever tasted. it has burnt cr-p on the bottom of the bread. the sauce tastes like blood from the co-workers who made it, and the cheese is rubber from the tires of peoples cars who live in canyon lake. to summarize it for you “cr-p on crust”
a’s pizza worker: what would you like today sir?
me: uhhh, cr-p on crust with extra co-worker blood, two orders of three cheese throw-up bread, and a salad with extra leaves from the back of your pizza store.
a’s pizza co-worker: ok, your order will be ready in 2 hours and 15 minutes.
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