asa stamps
the most interesting man on the earth comes to him for advice; the only thing chuck norris and aliens fear is asa stamps… every universe has a drink named after him. if asa stamps stared at the moon it would disappear.
aka: the wolf, mr. wolf, the fixer
you got a problem call asa stamps
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