ASAF


an acronym for the phrase: as soon as feasible.
i need that report from rick asaf
an acronym for the phrase: as soon as f-ck. similar to asap but way faster.
(ex) b-tch, make me a sandwich and i’ll need it asaf
abbreviation for “as soon as f-ck”. meant to replace asap in casual and less professional situations.
“when do you want to leave this concert?”
“a.s.a.f.”

“how quickly are we going to get to the bar?”
“a.s.a.f”

“i’ll be there a.s.a.f”
(n) lazy bird, whiney beast, cranky bug and ocasional alpha monkey.
asaf nests in a dirty cave and complains about math and s-x.

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