ASAFP


as soon as f-cking possible
we needed those numbers yesterday! get me that report asafp!
as soon as f-cking possible
get me that item asafp!
to do something as soon as f-cking possible, or as soon as frickin possible.
look, the tornado is going to be in here within a few minutes, get over here asafp!!!
an acronym for: “as soon as f-cking possible”. sooner than asap (as soon as possible).
bill: dude, where the f-ck have you been? it’s been forever!
josh: here, there, you know how i do. we do need to chill soon though.
bill: fa sho man! hit me up asafp!
stands for as soon as f-cking possible. takes the universally understood adage asap to a whole new level of emphasis.
babe, i’m thirsty as h-ll. bring me a pellegrino asafp.
as soon as f-cking possible
get your -ss down here a.s.a.f.p.
acronym for as soon as financially possible
man i gotta go to amsterdam asap man…. well, i mean asafp i gotta stack up first.

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