Asain Persuasion
when a person from an asain background disses you, with knowledge.
john smith: “i ldon’t like to use big words.”
chong ling: “well if you were smart like me, and got all a’s in you cl-sses, then big words would come naturaly to you. dumb sh-t!”
john smith: “did you just asain persuasion me?”
chong ling: “oh, here come h-ll go!” (with an asain accent)
wen someone who has no buisness dating a chino is dating a chino
eww?!? she really has a thing for asain persuasion?!??
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