ASAIP
as soon as impossible
when a bungling client or manager needs something really really urgently, in blatant disregard of physical reality.
“look, i asked for this pointless graph using my made-up figures yesterday. i don’t care if you probably have a terminal illness. i need it asaip, like yesterday. now get out of my sight!”
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