ASAPt
after some ambiguous period of time
with as soon as possible being the original definition, the addition of the t disguised as a typo – more effective if used in the body of a poorly written sentence – changes the meaning to the above definition.
it will work on no one.
man 1: “wtf man, you said you’d be at my place asap.”
man 2: “na i sed id b thr asapt”
man 1: “.. i see, i’ve misunderstood.”
man2: “dw man. we gud?”
man 1: “no. don’t come.”
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