hey! learn how to spell “asasin” correct it’s -ss-ssin jeez
you: “hey look at that asasin”
me: “asasin?!!? asasin?!! bro its spelt -ss-ssin!
- undercover truffle b*tter
the combination of fecal matter and s-m-n that acc-mulates under your foreskin after unprotected -n-l s-x “dude i had s-x last night and have all this sh-t under my d-ck skin” “oh yeah man, that’s undercover truffle b-tter. you gotta wrap it up or make him sh-t first”
- patterson publish
to give up half your credit on a book you wrote to james patterson in order to have it sell well. harry just got a book published, but it was patterson published, so he really won’t be getting all the attention for it
- miska mooska mickey mouse
the chant you say to summon the greatest robot in history. miska mooska mickey mouse
saraika is a sweet and nice person. they love animals and have the biggest heart in the whole wide world. they have great sense of humor and are naturally funny people. saraika is super funny .
- ch*nk in the armour
when your asian friend pokes apart your brand new chinos. shane was left walking around covering his junk after his iain gave him a ch-nk in the armour