asbl
almost stopped breathing from laughing.
reaction after reading:
… after downing a 1.5l blueberry slurpee from 7/11. there was about 2 seconds of sheer panic as i stared at the slowly listing green submarine that launched from my bowels until i remembered the slurpee.
asbl!
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