AsbMf


april showers bring may flowers.
john: it sure is raining a lot!

bobo: that is because the current month we are in is april, which is then followed by may. when lots of rain falls in april, it makes conditions ripe for flowers to grow next month, thus the popular saying, “april showers bring may flowers.” it can also be abbreviated to “asbmf” when texting, posting in chat rooms or forums, or even spoken in everyday communications.

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