ASBU


abbreviation for ‘amazingly sh-t boring update’.

used mainly on social networking sites such as facebook and twitter when someone writes a status that is completely dull, boring, mundane and usually of absolutely no interest to anyone.

to give someone an asbu is like an online version of an asbo (anti-social behaviour order), except it’s mainly used for boring sh-t.
status: mike dullman has a cold.
comment: asbu.

status: sarah drearyton is walking.
comment: wow. asbu!

status: bob shootmenow is eating chips.
comment: for the love of g-d bob… asbu!

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