american socitey of civil engineers – founded in 1852, the american society of civil engineers (asce) represents more than 140,000 members of the civil engineering profession worldwide and is america’s oldest national engineering society.

asce issued an infrastructure report card grading the state of bridges, airports, roadways, water supply and wastewater systems.
italian in origin, meaning gay asian.
the plumber and driveway repairmen laughed hysterically at the little asian kid, while shouting asce!

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