asconite


asconite. when someone tells you about a wonderland from kids stories, or a place that only high people go. or descrbing a place that sounds lik it was someone high on weed who came up with it.
dad:”hey buddy let me tell you about this place, it is full of candy, unicorns and everyone is happy” kid: “wow dad, that sounds like total asconite”

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