asda


wal-mart’s british b-tch.
i work for asda, yet there’s no escaping from being reminded that i’m now part of the ‘wal-mart family’.
supermarket mostly found in britain
asda price!
asda, short for -ssociated dairies, was founded in 1965 by two yorkshire dairy farmers, bought by wal-mart in 1999, which is currently suffering from low availability much to the dismay of its loyal customers. apparently this is normal for wal-marts.
a customer came up to me and told me the shelves were empty again. like i didn’t know. i then proceeded to buy apple pop-tarts, but there were none. no mario 64 ds copies either.
a supermarket in britain, part of the wal-mart chain. quite popular with the moms of chavs and poor people. most common people who shop there pr-nounce it “asdis”. despite all of its unattractive -ssociations it is actually one of the best supermarkets, it looks better then a lot of other supermarkets and they have good dvds. plus they are the only ones who play music.
im ashamed to say i like asda and i do shop there. its just all those common mucks bringing it down.
a cheap shop which also sells clothes (george for asda)
is allso very good if you want to shoplift
has rediculus advertising

person one: im going asda
person two: asda price chingching -taps back pocket-
uncirc-mcised male. from the british advertising slogan of asda “rollback”
have you had a tip-off?

no, i’m an asda man.
unpleasant, cheap and tacky named after the unpleasant, cheap and tacky supermarket of the same name.
ergh, that hooker is so asda.

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