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  • Shit Crick

    refering to a crick that mostly or entirly flows with sh-t, this is where you will be when you get f-cked over in life babbag-n-sh was up sh-t crick when he missed his parole hearing.

  • shiteth thy neighbor

    to shat on someones lawn, for the purposes of their dog shat on yours. also the strong chance that they are an ignorant b-st-rd who did something to your property. (trimmed trees, and left tr-mm-ng amongst yours) (didn’t call the city to flag gas lines and electric lines which in turn, made you flee your […]

  • shitformation

    there’s misinformation, and then there’s sh-tformation. sh-tformation is exponentially poor misinformation. it is usually derived from instances in which one merely seeks to placate the m-sses by providing information that would have better served its purpose unsaid. sh-tformation ex 1: the next patch will resolve the server crashes. sh-tformation ex 2: everything is working as […]

  • Bret Turnage

    a bret turnage is the most hilarious person in the world. he is the life of any party. he does anything to help his friends and is amazing in bed. seriously, his p-n-s is amazing. and he knows how to treat his girl, and make her feel like a queen. you are very lucky if […]

  • Brevify

    the process of making something brief. to cause something to become brief. 1) “…anything to brevify the process.” 2) “it use to take hours to start up, but somehow he brevified the machine; now it starts up in minutes.”


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