asdf just is. do not question the almighty power of asdf
one such example, “asdf” converted into morse code is .- … -.. ..-. if you take the .’s and convert them to 0’s and take the -‘s and convert them to 1’s, you get the binary number of 010001000010, which is 1090 in decimal. the year 1090 just happens to be 2 years after christodoulos of patmos, supported by emperor alexius i komnenos, founded the monastery of saint john the theologian on patmos. only -4- years after the year 1090 ad… the first crusade (1095-99) captured jerusalem; and the latin kingdom of jerusalem begins. now because the crusade on jerusalem happened only a short time after the crucial year 1090, we can convert the letters asdf into the ancient hebrew alphabet, and we get aleph vov daled samech (because of the differences in alphabets, these might not be accurate translations). we take the letters, and convert them into one word. alephvovdaledsamech — which converted phonetically sounds like “a lef volv da leads a mech”. we can then read these sounds into words, and we get “a left volvo does leads a mech.” going further, we get “a left volvo does lead the mechanics”, or “a left volvo does lead the mechanical industry”. we can then read into it, that a “left volvo”, obviously a car made in a country where you drive on the left side of the road, will one day lead the mechanical, or automobile industry. ford motors inc. must have found out about this information before i could disclose it to you — for they just bought volvo. ford is obviously trying to change this age-old hebrew prophecy, and claim the winnings for themselves!
asdf meaning whatever lazy to type the real name
user name: asdf
asdf, the first 4 letters in the home row. commonly used by internet newbs to either spam a board, create topics, or “remind” another user that they are there and existant, demanding attention.
the best 4 letters on a keyboard, they just happened to be in line. people often use it…just about anywhere. this is because the letters are so powerful, they can make up for complete essays, paragraphs, or just sentences.
teacher: wow timmy! excellent speach, you get a 100!
1. usually a mannerism for displaying frustration (e.g. what the heck)
2. four letters on the home row struck by the left pinky, ring,middle, index finger (respectively)
1. omg, asdfasdfafdasdfasdf
used when an appropriate t-tle cannot be ascertained. or: in the subject bar of an email when no t-tle is deemed worthy.
1) asdf can be used with qwertyuiop and ghjkl.
2) asdf is what you say when you are angry.
3) asdf is what you say when you have nothing to say.
the act of becoming a broom to get out of a bad relationship. person 1: i’m not really a man, i’m a woman surprised spouse: you’re a “wumun”? person 1: i’m not really a woman, i’m a horse surprised spouse: you’re a horse? person 1: i’m not really a horse i’m a broom…. -broom tips […]
the spanish version of “va-jayjay”. oh, mija, why do you have to be such a ba-hayhay?
- beaker baby
a person, similar to a testtube baby, who was a fat-ss baby and therefore too large to fit in the testtube so they were placed in a beaker. alex glumac
a word used by salad fingers to describe how good the hair that he found looked with the other hairs “you all look so beautiple together, so happy. a gay little quintette, gently singing in the breeze” – salad fingers
- gog noggler
a s-x act or racial slur. the choice is yours i got gog noggled last night/ i’m sick of all these gog nogglers in my town