asento


a weird individual who constantly obseses about his car even though he hasn’t been laid since reagan was in office. has no life and can’t make a joke. usually chubby and homely looking.
wow. brian is such an asento. we should get him a copy of w.o.w. so he doesn’t have to phisically interact with anyone again.

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