asg


all systems go
just before we departed on the long road trip, i asked the driver, “asg?” the response was a simple declarative response: “all systems go.”
4 more definitions
asgarv – almost like lol (laughing out loud), but in swedish.

a _big_ laugh.
i almost killed the cat – it smelled my sock. asg
awkward social gathering

a party or meeting that has no real purpose.
a party in which random people are invited who no ties to the group attending.
“are you hitting up that asg later?”
“straight up gangsta! i even invited this kid i just met.”
(acronym)

after-s-x glow
– brooke, what have you been using on your skin? you’ve been glowing the whole week
– asg ;}
– is that like, estee lauder?
– nope
– anti…sagging………….grease?
– after-s-x glow :}
short for after school gang
in other words, a group of people who hang out together after school
my asg consists of me, joe, bob, joebob and your mom

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