ash dick
a p-n-s that endures no s-xual intercourse for a long period of time (it does not get wet)
man… it’s been awhile. i’m getting an ash d-ck
the p-n-s of a chain smoker. frequent smoking spurs the transformation of the p-n-s from a robust, healthy, beautiful aspect of the anatomy to a grey, pock-marked, tiny, and feeble object. the most severe cases of ash d-ck result in a nearly complete disintegration of the p-n-s during intercourse.
kelly: wtf is that grey dust all over your crotch?
angie: um…well…i slept at steve’s last night…if you know what i mean
kelly: steve? the guy who smokes 10 packs a day?
angie: i swear he is super dope! he just kinda has an ash d-ck…
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