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• Asian Boner Syndrome

  when the zipper area of your jeans folds up right where your p-n-s is and creates a small ‘b-n-r’. aptly called ‘asian b-n-r syndrome’ because asian males have notoriously small d-cks. hey guy, you better check your pants. you appear to have a raging case of asian b-n-r syndrome.

• asian divinity

  asian divinity is a term for ear wax. “my ears are full of asian divinity. i need an ear enema.”

• big blind

  the second forced bet in texas hold ’em poker and other similar poker games. the big blind is generally equal to the current minimum bet. i was in the big blind, so i decided to see the flop, even though i had w.h.i.p.

• Big Mac Envy

  when youre jealous of a persons big mac, specifically when you go to mcdonalds with friends and one of them orders a big mac, and you do not. olivia youre giving me big mac envy.

• barfable

  adj – something that is so gross and disgusting that it may make you barf meg and lindsay said his new freshman girl was barfable.

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