ash–tray

the most pointless and unwanted piece of trash on planet earth.
ash–tray, you dyk-!
someone who can’t stop thinking of a past lover.
“sam just get over rozy shes jank.”

“i can’t i love her bare! i guess im just an ashtray.”
when pounding a girl from the back, you sit an ashtray on her back, so you have somewhere to rest your smokes. it’s common courtesy, as otherwise, you would be ashing your cigarette on her back, and that would just be inappropriate
wait baby, don’t move. i got to get my ashtray before i take you to the doggystyle pound town
1. a tray for storing ash.
2. a person who smells like a tray for storing ash.
3. the coolest person to ever exist, blessed the earth with his prescence almost 15 years ago, and to this day he wonders what this planet would do without him.
1. “i’m a cancer-ridden sc-mbag, p-ss me my ashtray.”
2. “stop smelling yourself…” “i smell like an ashtray.”
3. “hey, you know ashtray?” “yeah. that guy who’s the best guitar player at our school, controller of the universe, and future prime minister of the world?” “yeah, him. i heard that his new band is going to rule.” “of course it will, he’s in it.” “well, i’m out, i’m going to m-st-rb-t- to this picture of ashtray i found.” “sh-t yeah, negro!”
term used to describe someone with a protruding sternum and a skeletal body type.

(also ashtrey)

see also:
carc-ss; birdcage
ashtrey you d-cknose
someone who everyone loves, but people hate that person at times.
whoa, brittany is such an ash–tray! one minute she is giving me money for the soda machine the next she is throwing pencils at me! i’ll still be friends with her though.
a tray full of ash or sum1 smells like an ashtray
“omfg hollie ashton smells lyk a f-cking ashtray!”
fishy ashtray ashton!

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