Ashing


to shake vigorously.
hey look how hard i can shake my c-cktail

yeah you’re totally ashing that sh-t .
the act of removing the ash left over from smoked marijuana from a smoking device
“hey man, are you finished ashing that bowl? i wanna load another!”
when someone farts, a reminance of particled feces comes out all over.

when someone farts, not just a gas but a solid of particles projects itself out of the -n-s.
if someone were to be splashed in the face with mud, one would say, “oh man it looks like someone was ashing all over your face.”
searching, finding and flirting with people on the internet, preferably people who you don’t know, live absolutely nowhere near you, and you have no intention of meeting them in person (even though you tell them you plan on doing so). this has been linked very closely with misleading those unfortunate persons into thinking you are in “true love” with them.

this act has been named after a certain ‘male’ of whom indulges into this act frequently with several of the female gender across the internet simultaneously

also used to describe an act of being so up your own -rs-, so big-headed and thinking every girl that glances at you, fancy you!
‘”yo dude, av u gt ny randm gals addys? am wel up 4 doin sum ashing 2nite”‘

‘”hey, met my girlfriend on facebook”
“have you actually met her? i mean in person?”
“no, but she says we will, we’re deeply in true love”
“mate, i feel for you, she’s ashing you!”
“sh-t! nooooooo!”‘

‘”that girl well fancies me”
“shes 8 years old! stop ashing!”‘
when your skin gets dry and there is a lighter layer on top (the skin ashes off)- easily fixed by putting on lotion
“man, i need to get some jergens- my legs are ashing like mad.”
act performed by a widow who takes the ashes of her cremated partner, placing them in a phalic shaped urn. she will then use the urn to pleasure herself and then remove the end, pouring the remains of her loved one on/into heself as she climaxes.
“will you be cremated or burruied?”
“well hopefully, if the wifes game i’ll be ashed…”
“i’ve never heard of ashing before”
“look it up on ubandictionay.com”

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