one of the mothers on lifetime’s dance moms. extremely blonde. (but does have an incredibly talented daughter, brynn rumfallo). sometimes puts jessab-tch siwa in her place.
ashlee allen really does not get along with anyone.
when someone becomes a monster created from mixing several different alcohols. for example, “d-mn it who let brook-lyn mix all those different alcohols? you know she becomes drankenstein after shot number four. someone hide her phone.”
a distraction within a distraction within a distraction. distraction + inception = distreption. i’m on my fourth level of distreption right now.
- rollin in fat stacks
doing so well financially that you literally cannot even. having an inflated disposable income. i started at the bottom and now i am rollin in fat stacks.
- pit pat
when you let your partner sh-t on your chest and you eat it later jenny gave me a pit pat last week
- venmo limbo
the period of time between when you cash out your venmo account and the money arrives in your bank, sometimes leaving you broke for an entire weekend. sh-t i maxed my credit card but i’m in venmo limbo until at least monday.