ashley gong
actually spelled “ashlee gong”, most likely a weaboo that also enjoys playing harvest moon on her 3ds until she falls asleep with it. can’t get any guys but enjoys shipping others and dislikes being alone but too bad shes alone 95% of the time.
i’m ashley gong and i love harvest moon and my imaginary boyfriend!
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