ashley jones


ashley jones is the hottest cinnamon roll and an american actress that has starred in a number of films and tv shows.

ashley’s current position: a licensed captain of the pristina ship on a soap opera ‘general hospital’. she plays parker forsyth, a hottie hawt professor who falls in love with her student kristina corinthos-davis(-forsyth), played by lexi ainsworth. whenever the two appear on screen together twitter breaks, fangirl ovaries explode, n-body’s t-ts are calm and we all cry macaroni.

ashley’s special skills include:
-hairp-rn: her hair deserves to be credited in films and tv shows for its performance
-eyes-x with co-stars: ashley’s look will get you pregnant, even if you’re a dude
-her voice: is an asmr eargasm
-her smile: is so sweet it gave me diabetes

parker may have drawn our attention…but ashley kept it. cuz…she dat ql.
fam: what’s your kink?

me: watching ashley jones close-talk to lexi ainsworth on general hospital.

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