ashley schaeffer
this term refers to a gratuitous back-handed pop in the t-st-cl-s, as delivered by ashley schaeffer to kenny powers in the hbo series eastbound and down.
it is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circ-mstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. it is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited h-m-s-xual desires. either that, or they just have a really s-d-stic sense of humor. either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.
the church pastor failed to see the humor in my quick and ruthless delivery of an ashley schaeffer to his holy b-llsack. maybe i should have waited until the sermon was over.
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