Ashley Wilkes Syndrome (AWS)
noun
an illness that is regrettably common among male characters in otherwise wonderful works of literature. it has been known to turn its victims into wishy-washy “spineless fools”. symptoms include indecisiveness, an inability to take action, a tendency to loiter around and failure to contribute anything positive to the story.
i was enjoying the book very much until i saw that the love interest had ashley wilkes syndrome (aws).
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