Shizer Bart
german for “sh-t beard”. refers to a person with a totally lame beard, grown for all the wrong reasons. usually worn by someone who thinks they are way cooler then they really are. the bearer of a shizer bart is usually one who flatulates on a more than normal basis.
peter: check out my new beard, totally awesome huh?
curtis: that’s a total shizer bart guy! did you just fart?
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