soooooo many numbers
ashley’s snapchat score was 823123436231623642.
the art of taking pictures from inside a car. it takes much skill to master the art of cartography. (true fact)
- chubby walrus
when a wh-r- has so much s-x that her v-g-n- swells up looking like a chubby walrus holy sh-t dude, samantha was at my house after coming back from the club and she showed me her giant chubby walrus!
- ed head
used to describe a person who does something r-t-rded. me: you f-cking hit it in our goal! them: -chuckles like an idiot- me: f-cking ed head…
- pencil party
when the whole cl-ss forgets their pencils and someone saves the day yo, it’s aboutta be a pencil party
- holler donkey
a holler donkey is a person who is a dedicated -sshole, that likes to do no work whatsoever. you’ll know a holler donkey when you see one. when asked to work they will most likely wander off, hide in the woods, or even fall asleep in the back of the truck telling no-one where they […]