Ashlie
an all around awesome person… one who is spontaneous, understanding, bold, dedicated, and loving… that is if you are on her good side.. if not.. watch out! she has a temper like fire, and a heart like gold!
i luv ashlie, my ashahoe!!!!
the most amazing girl in the world. beautiful, funny, cute, sweet, honest, caring, and a dork
friend 1: that girl still watches disney
friend 2: i know she is such an ashlie
the worst roommate one will ever have.
absolute white trash at its finest.
wh-r-. large, floppy, heavy br–sts. chubby. fat. obese. wh-r-.
girl birthed by a teenage mom in a trailer park. white trash to the 10th power obviously.
eli: dude! ashlie kicked me out of the apartment!
leigh: dude! who cares? that girl was such a whining, drunken, obese, psycho, homely, hopeless, obese, repulsive monster. you are cuter.
eli: oh! you are right! what was i thinking in the first place? i am better 🙂
everyone: we totally agree.
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