ashman
an individual who consumes gravy by the pint whilst oggling ladies and rubbing his thighs in a disturbing matter.
i went to the cafe for roast beef au jus, but this pretty young thing sat down opposite, next thing i know, im doing the ashman
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put simply a person with terribly breath, the kind of breath that could kill you.
david: “i met a woman at the bar yesterday”
corey: “oh yeah? what’s she like?
david: “i won’t be seeing her again shes nice but her breath stinks real bad”
corey: “an ashman then?”
usually really good in sports, good looking sweet and fun to be around funny a good friend and easy to fall in love with.
ashmen clark burke va
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