ashputtled
verb. ashputtled: to leak excrement, uncontrollably, from some oraface on your lower body.
guy 1: oh man…john beagan really ashputtled all over my kitchen floor last night…i was awake until 5am cleaning that mess up! mostly s-m-n this time…
guy 2: gross!
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