the hottest guy in the world. the most wonderful friend you cold ever have.
c-ssie: “did you hear how he talks to his friend katelyn?”
katelyn: “yeah, he’s ashton green, and good looking.”
- house-wife freak
this is a wife/mother who is devoted, works hard, pampers husband. however when stressed, excited, sad, turned on wants her husband rod. in the kitchen, on the bed, out side. willing to please in almost any way asked. only to her husband does not relate to woman who prefer chocolate. closet freak with s-x. church, […]
the mother of all swear words if you can’t think of the correct swear word to say, say f-cker-ssholep-ssyn-gg-b-tchsh-tdouchebag.
man with the p-n-s of a penguin normally a hillary supporter also likes league of legends wow dude you’re a full blown leahman s
- warm chips
when eating -ss and you swallow the warm booty flakes fermented in the crack of the -ss. yo last night this girl had the best -ss, but when i when i went down on her i ate some warm chips then left.
- castro valley high school
castro valley high school a place where every pretty white girl in the school likes black guys while the ugly ones like eachother. its populated by asians which make up around 60% of the school and there all obsessed with boba and animes. the teachers are also the age of yoda and the young ones […]