Ashton Irwin
sunshine
“ashton irwin is physical sunshine.”
ashton irwin is in a band called 5 seconds of summer. he is the s-x god of drumming. he is austrailian. his smile makes you stop breathing. he is the s-xiest man alive and is basically living s-x.
random: have you heard of 5 seconds of summer?
fan: yeah, their drummer ashton irwin is walking s-x
ashton irwin is a s-xy drummer from a smokin hot band called 5 seconds of summer. he always wears tops which reveal his muscular dummer arms and sometimes these tops make him have a nip slip but its okay because its ashton. he also has these oh so cute dimples which make you wanna puke. he has s-xy messy curls on his head what make me wanna puncture my heart.
all in all he is a s-xy piece of -ss whos mating call is jigglypuff.
“do you know ashton irwin?”
“oh yeah, he plays in that band right? i want him to bang me like he bangs them drums.”
“jigglypuff”
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