Bad News
something i’m afraid i’ve got some
i’m afraid i’ve got some bad news! -bangs gavel on podium.
city of newport news, virginia… locally known as bad news in the hood. other city slang names include p-town (portsmouth, va) va beach (virginia beach, va) and ham-town (hampton, virginia)
“wuz good?”
“nutin’, chillin’ in bad news.”
(n.) a sh-t, according to our late grandmother
“do you have to go tinkle or bad news?”
any problems that guys may have in any way with excreteing feces. a synonym for ibs, diareah, gigantic sh-ts, and anything that doesnt end up in the toilet. something that girls are rarely obsrved discussing.
person one: dude thaes laxitices were bad news.
person two: ohh! did you sh-t your pants?
person one: nah, but while i was in there this fool did some bad news in the urinal.
person two: wow!!!!
person one: relax dude, i got a picture.
nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
the hingefreel people of arkintoofle minor did try to build sp-ceships that were powered by bad new but they didn’t work particularly well and were so extremely unwelcome whenever they arrive anywhere that there wasn’t really any point in being there.
for guys, women are bad news. for girls, anything cool is bad news. f-ck dem b-tches yall.
girls, heroin, strokers at parties, gunshot wounds
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