ashton kutcher

demi moore’s b-tch.
you’re dating my mom? man, you’re such an ashton kutcher.
the man that all small girls wish to become a pedifile
if the girls in 8 grade had there way ashton kutcher would be in as much trouble as mr jackson
when your doing an older woman from behind, pretend like you came, tap her on the shoulder, blow your load in her face, and yell ” you just got punked”
when i was doing this milf i decided to pull the “ashton kutcher ” on her.
a guy that no matter how many women love him, no matter how pretty he is, no matter how many over-the-hill milfs he dates, will never be able to act.

no ladies, we don’t hate him because we’re jealous. we hate him because he’s a no-talent dumb-ss and we’re sick of it. y’know, the same reason you all hate pamela anderson.
did you hear about the movie cameron crowe was set to direct, starring kirsten dunst? they gave ashton an audition and he was so bad they never called him back. absolutely true story, look it up yourself.
further proof that this country is f-cked.
ashton kutcher is just another disposable hollywood prettyboy.
the most overrated actor right now. he tries so hard to be funny but it’s embarr-ssing how but he is when he tries. it’s highly doubtful he ever took acting school.
oh look, ashton kutcher is making an -ss of himself on punk’d again.
a long-haired hippie who bangs demi moore.

hosts a sh-tty pop-culture television show called “punk’d,” but infact should host a show called, “p-ssy-whip’d,” which shows p-ssy-whipped males get 0wned by non-p-ssy-whipped males.
lisa: omgzozrz!!111 punk”’d si on!111

intelligent people: just stfu. we don’t want to hear it, b-tch.