when you tell a gril that you love her just to f-ck her…in the final moments of the guy squirting j-z all over his partners face…the man them screamsloud as possible.youve just been punked b-tch. i hate you your a wh-r-.then donkey punches her in the face until she cries.
hey bro do u remember that girl that broke your heart? well i f-ck-d her all up i gave ashton love moment…she cried like a little b-tch….
- baby troll
a baby troll is an internet troll who is young, isn’t very good at trolling (which is an art form perfected by few) and is easy to turn his trolling back on him and wind him up something chronic. aah, bless, baby troll, everyone knows snape kills dumbledore.
- russian oil change
when one falls asleep inside a woman, wakes up, and pees in her v-g-n-. that b-tch wanted me to make her wet, so i gave her a russian oil change.
- the double m*ffin
the state of having exposed fat hanging over the tops of both your shirt and pants as a result of knowingly wearing clothing that is too tight and revealing. usually used in reference to over-weight women trying to pick up guys in low-rise jeans and tube-tops.. guy 1: “dude, that fat chick needs to put […]
- russian wolf mask
when a girl is going down on a guy and she looks up at him but he’s so hairy she looks like she has a wolf mask on. i didn’t know i was so hairy until gina looked up at me last night and she was wearing a russian wolf mask
- ashley olsen
ashley olsen:(n) hot. the s-xier olsen twin a young cameron dias