the most s-xiest, awesome person alive. the best friend you could ever ask for
becky: did you see that guy?
stacy: yeah. he was totally ashton.
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s-x drive maniac. totally awesome! good in bed. lovely, hot, jokester, humorous, and small. has a thing for being chill and getting along with everyone. can get angry at times, but is loved by everyone. guys best friend.
i wish i could be more like an ashton.
the act of being reincarnated as an eskimo.
i hope i ashton after my death.
an amzing boy, who always knows how to make you feel your best.
ashton, love of a girls life.
ashton = love.
is a girl, not just a male celebrity. pretty much the best friend ever. will act like a child with you when you’re hyper or listens when you’re having an awful day. may break out into random songs from the musical “annie” or fall over nothing. no worries though, she’s a keeper 🙂
ralph: so what did you do this weekend?
emily: oh, i just hung out with the bestie ashton.
the most amazing person in the world who likes skittles, some say she looks like sleeping beauty. shes sometimes a tard :p, but is actually really smart and nice, and very very pretty. she also likes swedish fish also which is awesome :d…….. and shes a ninja.
ashton kutcher,ashton shanker
an absolutely amazing girl. she is klutzy, crazy, and fun. she’s falls fast and hard for people, but she will be there for you no matter what. common sense wise an ashton isn’t exactly the brightest, and can be very gullible, but it’s all in good heart. she is an absolutely beautiful chick, who might have a little self-confidence issue, but is all around amazing. eating random things might be an attribute of a female ashton, but its hilarious. an ashton is smiley, a little weird, but all around fantastic.
hot guy: wow, look at ashton! she is so the life of the party
girl: i know right! i’m so glad that she and i are friends
- Dayton Flyer
a student solely committed to the act of alcoholism by purchasing the cheapest alcohol in an act to get drunk and save money for more alcohol in the future. they have the determination to get wasted by taking in milwaukee’s best and milwaukee’s best ice while taking shots of korski. they give up their taste […]
dumb b-tch free zone the place a young gentleman may find solace after a particularly traumatic dumb b-tch episode. within the dbfz we seek to avoid any interaction with dumb b-tches until our sanity returns to normal levels. “so this girl i have been chasing askes me on a date, then cancels 2 hours before. […]
- Dead Man's Bluff
dead man’s bluff ded mans bluhf –noun 1. a cliff, headland, or hill with a broad, steep face where people go to die. (also a clump or grove of trees on a prairie or other generally treeless area.) 2. when someone calls out the (typically but not necessarily fatal) bluff of another person (typically a […]
the journey one chooses to undergo to improve upon oneself hoping to reverse or undo becoming an -sshole in order for me to abstain from b-tching, i would need several people to de-ssholify themselves.
an outrageously powerful slap delivered into the ear by the inside of one’s bare palm. a loud slap is heard from across the room and the victim is usually left temporarily deaf, hence the name. the slap is preferably delivered after administering a droplet of spit into the palm and without the victim seeing it […]