Ashworth
noun. as in ‘he’s pulled an ashworth’. after relentlessly pursuing the object of your affection, they agree to go out with you. so excited, on the date you get too drunk, lose your self control and kiss a stranger in front of them. thus loosing the one you wanted.
james begged and begged a girl to go on a date. eventually, she agreed. on the date they kissed. this sent james giddy and he got drunk… too drunk. so much so he forgot about his girl and kissed a stranger in the bar. he ‘pulled an ashworth’.
a total douchebag; an -sshole; a person who will f-ck you ever if you allow it; a real piece of sh-t.
man, that guy is a d-ck. what a complete ashworth.
when something is only worth 1 -ss not evan 2 -sses ony 1 because it is so stupid and retarted and girls hate him and he says he has girlfriends but he dosent.
that kid named paul is such an ashworth, you know what i mean?
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